clotting

during sex, when man (or woman, whichever you prefere) goes down on the woman when she's on her period. he (or she, whichever you prefere) will swallow the woman's blood clots. hence, clotting.

jean: are you sure, charles? i'm on my period. it's pretty messy.
charles: i don't care. i'll do anything for you.
(charles proceeds to go down on jean, when all of a sudden, kim walks into the room)
kim: charles, can i borrow your- oh my god!
(joey enters)
joey: what is it? oh shit!
kim: charles is clotting jean!

by dawntodusk December 22, 2004

button clitting

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.

Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."

by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

Clunge Collecting

Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).

Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!

Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.

Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.

Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.

by moleskinator August 24, 2009

Cottingham

adj. Pretty, charming and ambitious, with a cute smile that gets them out of trouble, however naughty they maybe. Very intelligent - be very aware, you will be captivated!

I was raging but she threw her Cottingham smile at me and all was forgotten.

by TigerByName February 1, 2009

cleating

The act of eating so clean that even the extra vowels and consonants have been shredded from existence.

Man, he's been cleating for months now, he must really want to get shredded for Stereo.

by Stayfresh January 11, 2015

coletin

Coletin is a complete goon. He isn't very good at spelling but that doesn't over power how attractive and kind he is. His smile will guaranteed 100% make you feel warm, fuzzy and make you nervous: especially his voice. He is a bit of a hypocrite (he might say he'll talk to you more but won't) but is absolutely hilarious. Don't give up on him, he is a great friend and possibly partner to have in your life.

everyone- omg is that coletin,?! **says that while drooling
me- oh yea, and he's mine
everyone- LOOK AT THE WAY HE LOOKS AT YOU
me- i know, that's my coletin

by ghandi of the goons June 24, 2019

collecting dust

1) Laziness. Lack of movement. Unwillingness to use energy. Slow-moving. Sloth-like.
2) To stay inside for so long that you actually accumulate a fine, dry powder.

He's been at his house collecting dust all summer.

by Turd Cutter 007 April 29, 2014