Cold Cock's Law

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.

There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.

by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022

collcockquium

A meeting of people to discuss blowjob tecniques. This meeting should be composed of the best and the brightest in the field of sausage sucking.

"Man, my girlfriend needs to go to a collcockquium - she couldn't suck a hot dog with a vacuum cleaner she is so bad."

by steve432687 April 8, 2009

cold cock

Sending girls unrequested dick picks. Similar to cold-calling someone.

OMG, I can't believe Ryan just cold cocked me. I've never even been on a date with him!!

by TSK12345 June 16, 2015

colecock

To use your penis to hit a girl hard enough to knock her out cold!

Anthony- Yo! Whats up dog!

Clayton- Nothin much dude, i heard what happened last night.

Anthony- Yeah, i colecocked this bitch after she sucked my dick for 2 hours straight and cumed on her.

by Rhum444444 February 21, 2013

cold cock

During sex the woman punches the man in the face just before he cums to postpone climax and keep the action going.

Last night my boy was about to bust but I wasn't done yet so I cold cocked him.

by ksr December 30, 2007

cold cock

the act of destroying someones mental psychee by intentionally disregarding a joke/statement/funny comment; this involves ridiculing and shaming, as well as a potential loss of friendship

Hey Garrett, you just got fuckin' cold cocked...go rape a girl why don't you?

by Igor V June 1, 2006

cold cock

Engaging in intercourse deviod of any enthusiasm. Usually caused by the other party's physical form, or lack thereof.

i just cold cocked this shapeless and uninteresting chick.

by wal-mart guy January 26, 2011