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Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.
dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold
by Lucky18 January 26, 2011
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tennessee chicken chokehold

When you have a hole in the crotch of your underwear and a corresponding hole in the crotch of your shorts so that when you sit down both balls fall out of both holes and get caught outside your shorts. When one ball falls out and get caught this is a Mississippi chicken chokehold.
I didn't realize my boxers and my shorts had a hole in them until I sat down and saw I had my balls in a Tennessee chicken chokehold.
by etmo November 30, 2018
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fly in a chokehold

When you grab your cock and balls from the base and you choke it so hard until your balls pop a bit and they look like the eyeballs of the fly and your cock is the body.
"Man, she really gets turned on when I put the fly in a chokehold move on for her"
by Angany September 1, 2017
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El Pollo Chokehold

A masturbatory position which involves a firm grip and a rubber chicken
My mom walked in me the other day while I was doing the El Pollo Chokehold...so embarassing.
by -A! October 9, 2008
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Tunisian Chokehold

A popular Tunisian dance form where while a girl is grinding on someone, a tight grip is applied around a her neck, used to restrain her by restricting breathing. The girl then proceeds to pass out, however, she keeps gyrating her hips into her aggressor's crotch reflexively.
Mark performed the Tunisian Chokehold on Mary at the dance last night.
by sudoku101 March 31, 2012
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texas chokehold

after the man is running around and his balls are all sweaty he goes inside and the woman blows him and gets naucious from the ball sweat smell and pukes on his stomach
taylor went running and got alot of ball sweat and when katie blew him following his runnimg and got sick and threw up on his stomach which is the texas chokehold
by paul bunting December 24, 2009
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Chokehold

An aggressive handjob of the type Putin likes to demand from Dontrumpald.
I think the concept of a chokehold sounds so innocent and so perfect. You have to be careful, but with that being said, it would be, I think, a very good thing that, generally speaking, should deliver a happy ending.

I will say this you wrangle and you collude and what happens sometimes if you're alone with "somebody' who's tough and you get "somebody" in a chokehold, what are you going to do, say, oh, and it's a real bad Russian, and what are you going to do now? Let go and say, let's start over again, Mel says,"I'm not allowed to have you in a chokehold" It's a tough situation.

A chokehold s good if it's a one-on-one. Now if it's a two-on-one, that's a little bit of a different story, depending on stamina and hand strength you'd be better served with a double fluffer or an Eiffel Tower. Generally speaking, everyone should get a happy ended.
by J*Pen June 12, 2020
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