cakeholder 

One who wants to "have his cake and eat it too"

Guy 1: "Why you feelin up on that girl when you got a fine ass girl at home?"
Guy 2: "Cause I'm the cakeholder,homie"

cakeholder by Redneck Riviera Queen October 20, 2008

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole 

A quote made famous for its use in season 1 of Supernatural. Implies that the driver of a vehicle chooses what music they and the passengers will listen to while whoever is riding shotgun must stay quiet.

Sam: You gotta update your music collection. Black Sabbath? Motorhead? Metallica? It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.

Dean: Well, house rules Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole

driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole by KnightofNerdom October 1, 2019

cakehole

Your mouth. See piehole.

You wouldn't be so fat if you'd quit jamming donuts into your cakehole.

cakehole by Joe August 14, 2003

cardholder 

During anal sex, a man grabs onto his partner and initiates a headbutt, leading to a clenched anus and increased arousal. Similar in technique to a donkey punch, but the headbutt leads to a more violent anal clench than a fist.

Jereme needed to use his cardholder status because his girlfriend couldn't make him cum.

cardholder by CMuscle June 16, 2009

cakehole

rectum

I shoved my penis so far up her cakehole, she squealed in delight.

cakehole by Boohiss98765 October 22, 2011

cardholder 

someone who has a card in their hand

"At the moment she is a cardholder. The card says democrat."

cardholder by Vita Smart July 19, 2022

Retrograding the Cakehole

retrograding the cakehole

(verb)

1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.

2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.

3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.

A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”

Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”

Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”

(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)

Retrograding the Cakehole by godofbread November 19, 2025