When your buddy is impatient and doesn't want to "wait his turn" on the salty wench. You share your wench but strictly "no homo" style. Coffee table rule is defined as the rule of "you stay on your side of the coffee table (the coffee table being the females back as she is on all fours) and I'll stay on my side". The females back can also be USED as a table to set your beer or other beverage of choice on, assuming all parties are in sync and things don't get too wild.
"Sheridan, this may take longer than I had expected, you can jump in on the other end but coffee table rules bro."
by Bdiddy1 June 13, 2014
Get the coffee table rulesmug. the act in which a guy goes under a coffee table with a hole in it....puts his dick in the hole and has the girl sit on it.
by amana June 2, 2008
Get the coffee table bangermug. When your getting frisky with a girl and you wind up on the floor. She then notices the ugly as sin coffee table you have and that ends your chances of getting any.
I was gunna get lucky but she saw the ugly ass coffee table i made during weilding and got coffee table cockblocked
by Lorck13 March 15, 2011
Get the coffee table cockblockmug. Inviting one or more parties to openly participate in sexual activities. Synonymous with "come hit that" and "smack that ass".
by cautiscy September 2, 2009
Get the fall on my coffee tablemug. by Yeovah's Ass March 27, 2020
Get the Coffee Table Friendmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
Get the .....I Believe, I Was Jumping Over A Coffee Table, I Believe.....mug. Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table
Spaff lighting ;)
by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024
Get the Seen better legs on a coffee tablemug.