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cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
by Yegolev August 13, 2007
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cocksalt

When you shoot your load across a mirror and let it dry and then line it up with a razor blade for your friends to snort...
That was a Fat line of Cocksalt you just did!
by shubacca2 March 25, 2017
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cockspartan

Someone who has been conditioned by centuries of cocksucking ancestry to suck cock. At a young age, cockspartans are sent on a cock spirit quest in which they must wrestle a wolves cock.
Dudeffer: Look at that guy over there.
Broseph: Dude, don't stare, I think he might be a cockspartan.
Dudeffer: Pfft wtf is a cockspartan? that's just madness.
Cockspartan: madness? hah this isn't madness.. THIS IS COCKSPARTA!
by Chris-R August 10, 2010
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cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock
the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert
by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008
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Cockshark

Cockshark is a mythical member of the shark family. It is unique from other sharks in that the forward fifth of its body resembles the head of a circumcised human penis. At this time, two color variations are known to exist. A common pink variety and a rarer day-glo orange morp. The cockshark was created by the Brooklyn, NY street artist team of Enzo and Nio. Used as a sticker campaign by the duo, the cockshark is often placed within a context to draw attention to a greater absurdity which may surround it. The cockshark's normal mythical range would appear to be the New York City area, but some evidence suggests that the species has turned up as far away as London, England, New Zealand, Australia, Iceland and Brazil.
I was walking in Manhattan this morning and damn if I didn't see a school of cocksharks swimming around a Lifetime Network poster.
by CryptozoologicalDude March 28, 2012
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cockfart

An multipurpose adjective/insult variation of cock that can be used on any unsavory character.
That Ryan guy is such a cockfart
by Sam Jorden December 9, 2008
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cockstand

when a penis is erect,a hard-on.
that sexy image gives me a cockstand.
by mike briggs July 13, 2003
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