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Cockslapping

Cockslapping is the practice is slapping someone's face with your penis, usually when erect. Often performed as a joke, when the recipient is either asleep, stoned, or otherwise incapacitated.
John said he enjoyed cockslapping me last night while I was asleep.
by Stuart Robbins May 28, 2006
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cocksnap

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.
Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."
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cockslammer

Ross is such a cockslammer sometimes, he needs a fucking job.
by Path March 23, 2004
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Cockalypse

End of sexual actions for all the penis' in the world.
Man, if all the woman would die all the sudden, that would definitely be one major cockalypse.
by Bryggare December 12, 2010
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Cockalepsy

Cockalepsy is a condition whereby a girl falls asleep will performing the art of oral sex. ie a Blow Job
She fell asleep giving me head. She must have cockalepsy
by PS_Chaos June 1, 2009
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cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.
Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?
by danielle February 12, 2005
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cockslap

to whip out your crank and slap a bitch across the dick-sucker with it.
"I just love to cockslap BJ's mom"
by MacMcCarty18 October 13, 2006
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