Cockpire

A beast that is only interested in biting off and keeping lepper penis.

Look out for the filthy cockpire, he'll bite you dick off!

by batreast August 26, 2011

cackpipe cowboy

Gay, homosexual, a person who inserts his penis into another mans cakpipe (asshole)

Ur such a cackpipe cowboy!!

by ASS WIPE June 19, 2004

cockpiece

the area of one's pants in which contraband can be stored, for example a bottle of alcohol on the way into a club or concert. named for it's proximity to the male genitalia.

guy number one: dude they're gonna confiscate my gin.
guy number two: chill brotha, put it in your cockpiece. they'll never find that shit.

by steve aoki March 29, 2011

cockpiece

You know... a wang.

"Lick up this cockpiece, slut."

by JayR August 27, 2003

cackpipe cosmought

a person that gives it up the chocolate starfish!

baby.. . . give it to me up my cackpipe hard and fast!!

by slim June 11, 2004

cockpiece

Also the etmylogical root of the name "musicboy". Describes the actions of one who spends his mornings listening to Dvorak and his nights by the men's urinal in Clapham Common. Typified by an inability to make decent jokes and a small reproductive organ.

An observer: "Musicboy - you're a cockpiece."

Musicboy: "Yes I know! Have you heard my latest symphony, I made it in the shower!"

An observer:"Liar, for a start, you couldn't fit in the shower"

by rudeboy August 1, 2004

cockpire

a vagepire towards dicks, basically meaning someone who gives head while the poor penis has been cut and/or is bleeding.

Jimmy: Last night at the gay strip club, I totally got it on with Raul. we had a super time, and I even got to give him some of that becky. :)
Will: Wtf? I know you are happily gay, but do you seriously want to suck a fragile cock like his that can easily break and bleed? Was it red at the end?
Jimmy: Yes it was, is that bad?
Will: Damn you really are a cockpire.

by willythebassman November 26, 2009