cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009

Cockfetti

The result of drawing a big dick on a sheet of paper, tearing in to small pieces and then throwing it this way and that; like normal confetti, except with a dick drawing

Person 1: Look! That kid's throwing confetti everywhere. It's like Christmas!
Person 2: Uh, don't get too excited dude, that's cockfetti. That paper was once a dick sketch.
Person 1: Wow, that's let down.
Person 2:...yea, bummer

by kynit January 13, 2009

Cockfetti

Pieces of tissue paper, that remain stuck to the penis after ejaculating into the tisssue and being tardy in removing it.

"Dude, I fell asleep with a tissue on my prick and woke up with cockfetti".

by kjbkjbjkbn February 27, 2011

cockfused

The fusing of two cocks

Reece and dylan cockfused lastnight, sounded like they enjoyed it.

by chickenwing234 December 21, 2015

cockflush

An adjective used to describe a situation reminiscent of the mess that comes (or rather cums) at the end of masturbation.

I spent the first half of saturday morning dealing with the cockflush.

by CanTheSpam January 17, 2006

Cockitus

A allergic symptom were a person wants a lemon flavored cock

He has cockitus so they have cocks for special party's.

by Humperdink August 10, 2017

Cocktus

A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.

Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!

Person 2:How the hell???

Person 1: They bought a cocktus.

Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.

by MagicalMissMuffins January 27, 2010