Catawba Mud Scat

The act of smearing fecal matter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Cat.

"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Scat.

by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008

Katarina of the Cotswolds

Some have said she’s kind of a bitch, but that speaks more of their insecurities than of her strength. She is a brave and strong navigator of new lands and customs. Her world view is shaped by her belief that our differences are what make us beautiful so she is welcoming and inclusive and interested in diversity of thought. She cares for her body, is mindful that people come in all shapes and sizes and knows that being healthy looks different on everyone but being kind is what gives people true grace. She is thoughtful and warm, brilliant and funny. She hates Trump because she has no respect for bullies or xenophobes and knows that he speaks to the dark fears of the insecure and allows their weaknesses to bloom into true ugliness. She frowns on the petty, rises above the rude and will thrive among those who can do nothing more that gossip and belittle others. Her world is far larger and more rich than those who belittle her. Others envy her panache but she doesn’t hold it over them, she tries to help them rise above their own malicious pettiness.

Look at how calm she is in the face of their bitchy pettiness! That girl is a real Katarina of the Cotswolds, she serves as an example of grace under fire!

by Cre8tiviD May 4, 2019

Catawba Island Twp

Is one of the richest areas in Ohio. Its is located in Northwest Ohio, Ottawa County. Home to the Miller's Boat Line. Also home to Chris Redfern-D and other well know persons. Homes here sell for over $500.000 to 10 million. Its is not an Island either just so you know.

Lets take the Miller's boat from Catawba Island Twp to Put-In-Bay.

by RTLess June 19, 2008

Cotati

Cotati is a small city where one can lay low and chill in the local park. It is a city between Petaluma and Santa Rosa. With mostly a white and stoner population it is one of the best towns to get the best weed. It has a few wannabe Gangsters but dont worry they dont come out in the day.

mexican guy: let blaze homeboy.
white guy: u have any?
mexican guy: nah let me contact someone.
white guy: We in Cotati homeboy. just walk outside.

by u_know_its_me February 24, 2009

cotati crawl

when big hairy bearded men from rohnert park, santa rosa, petaluma or sebastopol make their way up north to rub each others hairy bellies together and gingerly touch tips at the many bars of the cotati- which are shitholes, in fact.

the cotati crawl- where the men are men and so are the women.

by Rick Ross the sauce February 7, 2010

cotswolds

A nice part of the English countryside with some stunning views, ruined by having Cheltenham smack bang in the middle of it, proclaiming itself to be "Heart of the Cotswolds".

The Cotswolds is a pretty good example, if you think about it...

by OD Smith February 21, 2005

Catawampus

An wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible calm it down is to speak polish. Signs of the catawampus include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you

"Look, i think i found some catawampus tracks"

by DaDoctor April 27, 2014