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Cotswolds 

A beautiful part of England occupying a triangle between Swindon, Cheltenham and Oxford. Capital = Stow On the Wold
Man you looked relaxed..
.. Yeah just spent the weekend in the Cotswolds.
Cotswolds by Black Flag February 10, 2004

Katarina of the Cotswolds

Some have said she’s kind of a bitch, but that speaks more of their insecurities than of her strength. She is a brave and strong navigator of new lands and customs. Her world view is shaped by her belief that our differences are what make us beautiful so she is welcoming and inclusive and interested in diversity of thought. She cares for her body, is mindful that people come in all shapes and sizes and knows that being healthy looks different on everyone but being kind is what gives people true grace. She is thoughtful and warm, brilliant and funny. She hates Trump because she has no respect for bullies or xenophobes and knows that he speaks to the dark fears of the insecure and allows their weaknesses to bloom into true ugliness. She frowns on the petty, rises above the rude and will thrive among those who can do nothing more that gossip and belittle others. Her world is far larger and more rich than those who belittle her. Others envy her panache but she doesn’t hold it over them, she tries to help them rise above their own malicious pettiness.
Look at how calm she is in the face of their bitchy pettiness! That girl is a real Katarina of the Cotswolds, she serves as an example of grace under fire!

Cotswold Cock 

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.
They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

cotswolding 

The act of meeting and shagging a stranger in a bush whilst on a walk in the countryside.
This weekend I’m going cotswolding.
cotswolding by magicpieman November 5, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026