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Cotswolds 

A beautiful part of England occupying a triangle between Swindon, Cheltenham and Oxford. Capital = Stow On the Wold
Man you looked relaxed..
.. Yeah just spent the weekend in the Cotswolds.
Cotswolds by Black Flag February 10, 2004

Katarina of the Cotswolds

Some have said she’s kind of a bitch, but that speaks more of their insecurities than of her strength. She is a brave and strong navigator of new lands and customs. Her world view is shaped by her belief that our differences are what make us beautiful so she is welcoming and inclusive and interested in diversity of thought. She cares for her body, is mindful that people come in all shapes and sizes and knows that being healthy looks different on everyone but being kind is what gives people true grace. She is thoughtful and warm, brilliant and funny. She hates Trump because she has no respect for bullies or xenophobes and knows that he speaks to the dark fears of the insecure and allows their weaknesses to bloom into true ugliness. She frowns on the petty, rises above the rude and will thrive among those who can do nothing more that gossip and belittle others. Her world is far larger and more rich than those who belittle her. Others envy her panache but she doesn’t hold it over them, she tries to help them rise above their own malicious pettiness.
Look at how calm she is in the face of their bitchy pettiness! That girl is a real Katarina of the Cotswolds, she serves as an example of grace under fire!

Cotswold Cock 

The Cotswold cock is used to describe men with a penile length of 9 inches or greater when flaccid. It is typically ascribed to men from the western counties of the United Kingdom.
They don't believe I have a Cotswold cock, I'm gonna smack it on their desk.

cotswolding 

The act of meeting and shagging a stranger in a bush whilst on a walk in the countryside.
This weekend I’m going cotswolding.
cotswolding by magicpieman November 5, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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