cops 

people that are trying to make a living like everyone else. When they do their job, idiots blame them for the stupid shit they were doing to begin with.

If you don't want to get caught by the cops, then don't do stupid shit so much.

cops by Adrian January 8, 2005

cops 

1) bullies with attitude that think they're tough cause they have guns and walkie talkie
2) bald, fat, ugly pigs that get their sallary from people that earn their money and yet take hapiness, respect, and freedom from people regardless of the law
3) racist biggots that dont deserve everything they get

gangstaz: that cops on patrol, lets ambush him, ill shoot out his tires, you open fire through his windshild

cops by criccet October 10, 2005

cops 

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

cops by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005

Cops 

See pigs

Those goddamned cops took my stash.

Cops by Dave September 20, 2003

cops 

fuckin nazis. fatass pigs. fascist douches. fuckin glutons.think they have so much authority, but they aint shit. try to intimidate you into thinking that they have more power than you. fatheads. think they can do whatever they want. their ego's are almost as big as their fat asses. corrupt bitch ass motherfuckers. worthless hypocrite pieces of shit. most of them commit more crimes than the people they arrest. cant find anything better to do than arrest people for jaywalking, or skateboarding, or driving while black.

i wish i could try to have some fun, but its illegal. if i try to do something i could get arrested for it. like skateboarding, thats such a terrible crime!

cops by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

cops 

Cops are an anti-ebony squad.

an african american person :
man...you can't do no rodney king on me, i'm clean !

cops :
ok, he looks suspicious, let's cuff him...

cops by jfp March 1, 2008

Cops 

Relativly pointless.

Guy 1: OH MY GOD!!!!! The cops are on or tails! RUN!
Guy 2: Cops? Aren't they the guys who sit on their asses all day eating donuts and sucking dick?

Cops by matthias azamer February 7, 2007