cohadafit

co·had·a·fit,
someone that bitches too much, a guy that complains like a little girl

he was slammed with so much work, he Cohdafit.

He Cohadafit, because everyone picked on him.

by AlbeatU September 19, 2006

Cohaagen

A word that describes general negativity or displeasure. Made famous by the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Total Recall, in which the main enemy was Vilos Cohaagen. Used to lightly express one's dislike. Flexible usage.

This movie sucks. Pure Cohaagen.

That Thanksgiving turkey was rotten! It was a meal fit for Cohaagen.

Man, everything was going fine in this relationship until she got all Cohaagen over it.

by Dr_Faulk November 28, 2005

cohasset girls

possibly the most beautiful richest girls you could meet. also very slutty, so guys, if you want a great girlfriend, come to cohasset.

aw dude those cohasset girls last night were the besttttt

by richcohassetbitch May 5, 2016

Cohawk

A mohawk that you did yourself during the Coronavirus lock-down of 2020.

It's not well done and you wouldn't normally have a mohawk but FUCK IT - You lost your job and you can't do a fade well anyway!

I'm seeing Matt's cohawk, in that zoom meeting yesterday, as a metaphor for this whole ordeal tbh. Like, we're getting Madmax lite.

Dawn's cohawk really makes me think she's loving this whole thing deep down. She's a doomsday prepper btw. She's probably upset the virus isn't a real zombie apocalypse.

by CWaggs April 28, 2020

Cohan

The different ways of spelling Kohan. Often times the cool and calm person amongst the group, he also is overall just a nice person that keeps the group stable. However, when it comes down to things he always manages to find a way to make everyone laugh. Good test scores and scores hella bitches. Somehow there will always be one person that thinks that Cohan is better than everyone, due to his test scores.
Great person, def becomes friends with him.

Girl: Cohan is a great person
Boy: Yes but I want to be better than him, since he always gets good test scores.

by Harmonicaman July 1, 2021

Charles Cohagen

A big ass white dude with perfect hair.....He uses a cattle prod to tap the snatch.....He's one of the dudes you see in a chick flick that everyone hates....He's "that guy"....

Karissa: Hey why haven't we been talking?

Charles Cohagen: Why do you keep bothering me you slor?

Karissa: Wow really Charles?

Charles Cohagen: Your snatch REEKS

by C'mon Brogod October 15, 2014

Captain Cohad

Captain Ahab's nephew's horse, known for being wider than he is long. Also, pseudonym of Little Mikey from Life cereal

Who is that? Captain Cohad, new guy.

by PriapicExpectations March 12, 2015