Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
by tboy September 9, 2004
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Get the Clyst mug.The forceful act of 3 men all named Cletus aggressively fucking each other in a car. Unlike a soup kitchen these men are not homeless. One is wearing high heels and another is wearing a Batman costume
Damn Cletus I heard you had a Cletus fest how was it?
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
Cletus: It was really nice. I met some other men named Cletus as well. There was a Cletus in high heels and a Batman costume. We had a nice big Alabama Cletus fest
by Big man Cletus October 16, 2018
Get the Alabama Cletus Fest mug.One who is known to lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. As action is the foundational key to all his success. ~ Someone who lives up to the very edge of their charm, and behaves as outrageously as the world lets them. ~ His spirit can't ever be defeated, a beauty formed under the influence of freedom. Happiness is not something he postpones for the future; but it is something he designs for the present.
All those who know Clynton, love him 4 who he is; although it is thoroughly aware he's disliked, this dislike is only carried by those who don't matter.
by lilmisscbperformance January 7, 2012
Get the Clynton mug.Greek origination; short form of Anacletus. This name is sometimes used to refer to the third pope, Saint Anacletus. It can also function in an Anglicized form of Kleitos.
While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.
Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
While charactarised in mass media as a sub-normal person of the southern persuasion, the individuals themselves are less enigmatic. Posing varying social presence due to their formative years relegated pariah, they tend to remain helpful to a fault. They enjoy the good things in life- food, drink, women- and reciprocate as capable. Prone to a death by kidney failure, diabetes, heart disease, or alien anal probes- of which all Cleti (plural of Cletus) are afraid. They love all animals, and are prone to possessing more than one at a time. Cleti indulge in tinkering- whether with vehicles, the internet, computers, hoarding, or other miscellany.
Historically, they prefer brunettes with glasses.
by StarboyK February 3, 2010
Get the Cletus mug.Clytemnestra was the wife of an ancient Greek king. She had three children, Oresdes, Ephiginia, and Electra. She was mad at her husband for bringing home so many women slaves from the Trojan War, (including Cassandra)so she drowned him in the bath tub.
by Marty Larel April 3, 2006
Get the Clytemnestra mug.An "old soul". Always someone you can depend on, and as honest as they come. Also "Cletes" are some of the luckiest humans on earth, they should play the lottery, go to vegas, or enter as many drawings as possible because they always win.
"That bastard is the luckiest guy on earth winnning the lottery, he had to asked clete to give him the winning numbers, cheating bastard"
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