Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

A drawn out and rather involved fist fight, occurring between any two individuals but most commonly between two women, or two gay men; characterized by a great deal of simultaneous twirling, slapping, hair pulling and shit talking etc.

That redhead just called that blond a whore which pissed her off, now they are doing the clusterfuckistan-fan-dance

Clusterfuckistan-fan-dance by CooterBlues October 5, 2016

clusterfuckfaceometer 

(n) The device used to report the "feels like" data on the weather channel.

Different from scientific calculations, such as wind chill or heat-index, the clusterfuckfaceometer produces a much more sensational and easy to understand value. It is usually composed of 6 to 10 (but not more) people of little importance to the weather channel. This includes interns, assistants, or even the odd mailman that walks in at the wrong time. This group of people is then herded outside with no instruction. The first number within 100 degrees of the actual temperature, shouted out by a member of the aforementioned group, is then recorded.

If the process is taking too long, a meteorologist will often ask someone to shout out the balance of their bank account.

After this exercise, the clusterfuckfaceometer is then herded back inside to resume their other normal tasks.

Jack: "Holy crap, feels like a hundred degrees out here!"

Joe: "YOUR WRONG! The weather channel told me it feels like 86.37 degrees out here. They just cast out their clusterfuckfaceometer."

Jack: "Well that's a pleasant improvement, yesterday they told me it felt like 86.94 degrees, and boy were they right!"

Zachary: "... What an asinine measurement."

clusterfuckfaceometer by Neil @ RateSavvy February 5, 2012

clusterfucken 

(kluhs-ter-fuhk-uh n)
noun
A disaster stuffed inside a travesty wrapped in incompetence.

As seen on The Daily Show, 11/12/13.

Obama's Healthcare.gov recent buggy rollout was a clusterfucken.

clusterfucken by Tsarstepan November 13, 2013

clusterfuckation

When you are so fucked that the hole will take 90 lifetimes to get out of.

My debt is in a state of clusterfuckation.

clusterfuckation by Ryan D. Spurlock April 29, 2016

clusterfuckasaurus 

When a situation has reached a level of complete & utter chaos involving too much time, energy & effort to sort it out. A hassle, pain in the ass, something you don't want to have to fix or do

This project at work has turned into a complete clusterfuckasaurus!

clusterfuckasaurus by bella180ca March 1, 2019

clusterfuckening 

When series of ridiculously infuriating/confusing events reaches its apex, usually in ceremonial context. A type of reckoning/realization of sorts.

I'm so happy that Trump is finally coming to terms with the results of the clusterfuckening.

Considering that the bridesmaids are freaking out, and uncle Randy is drunkenly roasting the groom, I'm certainly glad that this is an open-bar clusterfuckening .

I am happy to say, after working through all the emotionally turbulent ordeals upon this clusterfuckening, I am never touching drugs and alcohol again!

clusterfuckening by Loxxicle November 14, 2020

Clusterfuckanado 

Any event with the ability to disrupt an entire city. The perfect example is SXSW in Austin Texas every year.

I attended my first SXSW this week, it was a real clusterfuckanado.

Clusterfuckanado by Davebuoy March 15, 2015