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Clum

1. Clumato juice - it is not just for Mexicans anymore.
2. After I fingered her, it was ideal, because she clummed on my penis.
3. I took a birdbath to get the clum off.
by rhetttt May 14, 2016
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clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.
Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.
by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017
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clum baby

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.
by Janny January 13, 2006
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Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.
I left a clum baby on Jills back!
by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008
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Clum

The word used to describe when your best friend looks obese at a party
"CLUM!... Your lookin a bit fat mate."
by Arquebus August 22, 2023
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Clum

A creature that has a fluffy tail and a shell, it weighs between unc4 o anf 53 kilos

he clums.
you see that clum?
yeah
it really do be fertilizing that airport though
by Cement Enjoyer May 6, 2021
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Clum

Clum = Clown cum
I love Pennywise fanfictions, I just wan him to clum on me
by NuclearKärring December 2, 2017
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