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Clothes

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.
No way! He's wearing clothes.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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Clothes

Clothes are thing that you wear to keep you warm or cool on your body
Dad and mum:Leah put some clothes on your naked

Leah:ok ok
by Ray@evie August 14, 2021
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clothes mountain

A pile of both clean and dirty clothing that forms on top of a bed. The clothes mountain serves joint functions, as both clothes storage and a sleeping surface. It tends to begin innocuously as a stray item of clothing, but quickly builds to a towering height and a base that swallows up the entire bed. It is prone to clothing avalanches, thus spilling dirty underwear and tube tops onto the floor, forming a sort of clothes mountain range. If not treated quickly, the clothes mountain range will become a parasitic addition to the bedroom, hindering passageway in the event of a fire.
"Kay Kay, put your laundry away! Mom doesn't want to see the clothes mountain anymore!"
by Nennis October 9, 2008
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clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.
Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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clothes horse

A person who is passionate about new clothes. A big shopper and consequently, a big spender.
Suzy is a real clothes horse!
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Clothes Boner

When your jacket, shirt or pants form a lump resembling an erection.
Dude, what the hell is THAT? I thought you were a girl!
Girl: Umm, yeah. It's just a clothes boner.
by ankvnoat752 February 21, 2010
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Clothes mullet

The singular style started by none other than King of Fierceness Michael Jackson.

"Work" on the top, and "party" on the bottom, this style pairs a dressy blazer and a smart t-shirt with baggy pyjama trousers.

The style inspired several pieces from D&G, Louis Vuitton, and Bottega Veneta in their Spring 2009 collections.
"No one can reach the level of fierceness needed to pull off the clothes mullet, except MJ--he makes that shit werk!"
by maura.fae September 12, 2009
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