Bullshit Cordon Bleu

When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!

My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu

by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019

chicken cordon bleu

Variation of chicken cutlet except that the giver has a bad case of smegma and wraps his johnson with mustard and bacon.

Eve got chicken cordon bleu-ed by ten mexicans

by Madhu January 27, 2004

chicken cordon bleu

(See Big Montana) In a reference to the best sandwich at Arby's, the chicken cordon bleu refers to a pristinely sexed vagina. While female sex organs like the big montana are common among whores the cordon bleu vagina is the crowning condition of of the organ. Legend holds that all who have attempted to fuck a pussy into cordon bleu have died, but one has been born that will shape the bleu.

He fucked that pussy into cordon bleu. She woke up to discover her roast beef and cheddar had been turned to chicken cordon bleu by her lover.

by Sir Nate Dogg September 27, 2007

Swedish Cordon Bleu

When one sexual partner gets on all fours and puts their ass in the air stretching out their asshole and the other sexual partner squats on top and takes a dump inside the others asshole.

Last night James gave me the Swedish Cordon Bleu, I think I tasted his dinner.

by DrRobot August 8, 2015

pilar cordon

a usually Spanish person who doesn't have control over anything.

she will often cry in the corner if you annoy her.

did you see Alice at school today? she was being a 'pilar cordon'

by babatunde the gorilla September 8, 2020

Cordon Bleu

A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.

Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.

Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.

Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.

Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.

Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.

Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.

Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.

All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.

None of these are done violently, only gently.

"DID YOU JUST CORDON BLEU ME?"

"DON'T YOU L'ARBRE ME!"

ect.

by thecordonnerie January 25, 2009

cordont'e

cool ,out going ,exciting, muscular, funny
another name for a large penis

girl: man that guy has a huge cordont'e

by Br!3 August 22, 2008