cloits

A muscle group of unknown location in the body. Originally introduced by Strong Bad of www.homestarrunner.com fame.

It can really accentuate my abs, and my...cloits."

by Gryff March 8, 2004

clois

Name of the pairing Clark and Lois from TV's Smallville.

They need more Clois episodes this season.

by melcy April 20, 2006

Cloister

The area located beetween the anus and genitalia of both male and female humans.

When he tried to steal her purse she kicked him right in the cloister.

by Knot u December 11, 2018

clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting

To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events

by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

Clostridium botulinum

A deadly bacterium. Has the ability to form endospores when exposed to harsh environments. A telltale sign of these little buggers are bulged bottoms of canned goods. The toxin it produces can cause death within a day.

Person 1: Dude, wanna eat some Spam? I'll open a can for you.

Person 2: Hey bro, don't open that. The bottom's bulged.

Person 2: So? What does that mean?

Person 1: Bro, that thing's infested with Clostridium botulinum.

*throws Spam in trash bin*

by Power User 9000 May 31, 2010

Closter

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011

closter

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

by anona loves you January 8, 2007