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cletus bartholomew

A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool
by elliot😼 July 20, 2021
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banging clits

(v.) Sex act between two women.

Vaginal to vaginal contact.

Type of lesbian sex.
"Tracey and her roommate were banging clits last night."
by Hyacinth Bucket November 11, 2004
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clitsquad

A 23 point scrabble term, coined by SSC
You would have gotten more points for clitsquad if you used the triple word score.
by CGS,ACA January 14, 2009
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clitumpkin

Fred loves giving clitumpkins to his wifey.
A Clitumpkin is when a female is making a bowel movement and is getting her clitoris pleasured by the male and or female simultaneously

the female version of a blumpkin
by Giraffey May 5, 2010
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Clitastrophe

Noun

-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.

Such as, but not limited to;

1. Not finding the clitorus

2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.

3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock

4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
by rapunzabel June 11, 2017
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Cliturbate

The act of masurbation for a female that involves rubbing, tapping, creating circular motions, or using a vibrator on one's clitoris in order to reach orgasm.

*Does not include fingering/using a vibrator on oneself
-She was so horny, she locked herself in the bathroom to cliturbate for hours!

-She didn't always orgasm while fingering herself, but cliturbating was like heaven for her.
by Jack&Jill008 March 11, 2009
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Coitus cream

A mixture of both you and your significant others love juice
Person 1:I had the best sex last night

Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
by Conker1 October 4, 2018
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