1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.
2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
by quaoar April 01, 2006
A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
by DontHateThisConservative March 12, 2009
(n) Town in central Massachusetts with the unique distinction of having the most bars per capita of any community in the United States.
by KazamaSmokers August 06, 2006
A talented individual. Probably gifted at one of the arts. Has a bad mouth but cares about you on the inside. Clinton's just aren't great at being transparent with how they feel. If you know a Clinton give them a hug (or a drink) because they most likely need it.
by Ballslurpee August 31, 2020
by wordmaven October 14, 2005
To whack somebody - political opponent esp., or someone who exposes your crimes, such as Anthony Bourdain or Jeffery Epstein; usually by faked suicide or car crash.
by Carl Davidson November 29, 2020
A horrible, horrible small town in East Tennessee, also known as Hicktown. Everyone knows everyone's business. It's hard to keep anything from anyone in Clinton. Everyone's either on meth, smokes pot, crack, pregnant, or all the above. It's a town full of shit talkers, those who will never say it to your face. Two high schools, a middle school, and a few elementary schools. It's a horrible place to attend any school, and I wish you good luck in the future if you're from here, likely you will have no future. Lots of fake people. Everyone ends up working at McDonalds, Food City, Ingles, or Kmart, there is no escape. No where to hang but Hoskins, the center, McDonalds, or the Wal Mart parking lot. No one here speaks proper English. A common town for your husband/wife/bf/gf to sleep with their cousin's sister's mother's daughter's brother. Trust me, you don't want to be here.
job interviewer:Where'd you graduate from high school?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?
a sad Clinton kid:Clinton.
job interviewer:Ohh..........next?
by lollylolly2010 January 12, 2011