1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
by Sharon Johnson May 25, 2006
Get the clingon mug.This one 'friend' who everyone has, that has nothing profund, interesting, or funny to say, that follows you and your friends around generally spewing pointless, boring, stupid, bullcrap, and though you ignore him this clinging fuck persists in trying to engage in your social endeavours as if anyone gave a fuck. Though you shout at this dick and tell him to fuck off and hang out with the other crayon class kids, he'll go off crying and come back to apologize to you, but then continue to be a CLINGING FUCK. Everybody knows one of these asshats, but. If you don't...
IT'S YOU!
IT'S YOU!
Clinging Fuck: Hey I saw a cat earlier. Cats are like little tigers. HAHAHAHA!
Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!
Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!
Human: *commits suicide*
Human: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? STAY AWAY UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR LUNGS WHERE YOUR MOUTH USED TO BE AND YOUR TEETH EMBEDDED IN YOUR BALLS!
Clinging Fuck: Haha, you always joke around!
Human: *commits suicide*
by Mr. Hugh G. Rection Phd March 1, 2014
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When someone can't take a joke properly or appears to clingy. Can be referred to just about anything in any situation.
Person 1: I told her we were going to have this massive orgy and she believed me.
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
Person 2: Wow, what a clingon
Person 1: She doesn't leave me alone
Person: She's such a clingon
Person 1: Omg he doesn't text me back quick enough
Person 2; Stop being a clingon
Person 1: I was acting pissed off and she thought I was serious
Person2: We all know she's a clingon
by LizzysGotWheelz November 3, 2011
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The clingon, or in select native tongues The Star Trek is a sexual intercourse move where you form the clingon symbol with your hand which means live long and prosper, you insert two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, with the thumb left over too massage the clit.
This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
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