Dirty Clark

Clarks have a baseball fetish and they stick baseball bats up their asses or others asses.

Hot girl: OMG CLARK STICK THAT BASEBALL BAT UP MY ASS
Clark: My name is clark, dirty clark.

by Bruh bruh omg bruh May 20, 2019

You Serious Clark?

The Phrase: *You Serious Clark?* is appropriately used when someone around you says something so outrageous that you cannot believe they actually just said that.

This phrase was taken from the movie *National Lampoon's: Christmas Vacation*.

Sitting at the table for Christmas dinner, Clark Griswold mentions that he heard a pilot flying over New York spotted Santa Claus, to excite the children about Christmas, but Cousin Eddie found it necessary to respond with *You Serious Clark?*
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Kayte- I now own Jupiter!
Moira- You serious Clark?
Kayte- Dead serious!

Tom- Will you marry me?
Kayte- You serious Clark?
Tom- Is that a yes?

by VintageStarfish December 5, 2009

Clacky

The irritating noise made when you need a drink.

"Get a drink clacky mouth."

by mattyp01 March 11, 2013

clark kent

When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.

Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.

by DollarReel March 30, 2008

clark peters

A character on the TV show King Of The Hill with a shaved head/blonde pony tail and a nasally sounding voice. He is sometimes a friend of Bobby but other times he is a bully.

Did you see the part where Bobby kicks Clark Peters in the nuts?

by Bobby Smithy December 19, 2006

carver clark

Carver Clark is a asian kid who is an drug addict. He is dumb and has a small penis so women hate his fucking guts. He is a douchebag who is a fat fuck. Definitly would bang a fat and cancerous woman.

I fucking hate Carver Clark.

by asianblackkid June 3, 2016

Ratchet and Clank

A video game about a lombax and a robot, detailing their adventure to save the galaxy from an evil businessman named Drek.

Created by Insomniac Games.
Sequals named Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando (or Ratchet & Clank: Locked and Loaded or just Ratchet & Clank 2) and Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal.

Often abreviated to R&C.

The debate about if Ratchet & Clank or Jak and Daxter is the greater platformer has been rekindled. Let us don flame-retardant garments.

by Sandy87 March 16, 2005