classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.

"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".

by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011

classturbation

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.

this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.

by the moody booze August 3, 2008

Camsterbation

Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.

Horny for some camsterbation with you...chat and watch me stroke or get naked and get off with me.

by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018

Crasterbation

Crasterbation is when you masturbate too much and then you have to decide about coming later as you've been spanking the monkey too frequently.

I was crasterbating this morning and had no problem getting a woody but since I crasterbate everyday of the year I understand why I wasn't able to cum. To crasterbation is to pull the pud.

by Professor PMS December 26, 2014

clusterbation

1. a circle jerk. 2. An operation that fails on different heirarchical levels or fails in communication, related to SNAFU and FUBAR 3. fiasco 4. complete failure 5. an operation doomed to failure almost from the outset

That event was a clusterbation, the owner of the festival is taking vendor fees from the boothies and the actual owner of the property doenst know where the money is.

by Sturm March 31, 2008

classturbating

when you are super horny in school and you have to beat the meat.

jimmy! stop classturbating back there and pay attension!

by kshizlle014 November 9, 2009

Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008