Cartinese

The ancient divine language popularized and named after rapper Playboi Carti. Usually characterized by a squeaky baby voice and slurring of words. +**+*-×>🦋
#WLR

Me: Yo did you hear that new Carti joint?
Friend: Yeah bro, mans was speakin Cartinese.

by uuuuuzi May 7, 2020

Learned to play the clarinet at school

Gives fantastic blowjobs

So how is Jill at giving you a BJ, John?

Oh, she totally learned to play the clarinet at school.

by lscamander November 5, 2012

learned the clarinet at school

also known to be "I give a fantastic blowjob"

John: ...learned the clarinet at school *smiles*

by itssherlockbitchezzz November 3, 2012

Learned the Clarinet at School

I give a fantastic blowjob.

Dude: Mary, why should I date you?
Mary: Because I learned the clarinet at school

by dudeinasock November 3, 2012

Solo on the Devil's Clarinet

The PC Christian term for male masturbation, as referenced in American Dad.

Stan: Not once have I played a solo on the Devil's Clarinet.

by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Clarinet

An instrument, but also used as a women's name

Aliza: for the band recitle i will be playing a clarinet

Tristan: I knew a bitch named clarinet

by Tri Tri's girlfriend August 7, 2018

Clarinate

Clarinate Claryngitis Clarinathaniel (with a British accent) Clarindaniel (also with a British accent) Clarinatalia Clarinatricia Claringytia AlbertsEn

Look, it's Clarinate!
Oh no, he has Clarinitis 🅱!

by reichertag September 18, 2019