I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019
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by The Most Esteemed Scholar July 5, 2019
Get the Post-Nut Clarity mug.A unicorn with a clarinet as a horn. one can be a clarineticorn by placing the bell of one's clarinet on their forehead and holding it there so that the rest of the clarinet sticks up like the horn of a unicorn. (usually done while running and/or making akward, loud noises)
Person 1: (running with their clarinet on their head) "AAAHH!!!"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
Person 2: "dude, what's that guy doing"
Person 3: "oh he's just being a clarineticorn"
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Get the I Learned The Clarinet at School mug.Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.
Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.
Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.
Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
by GurtCobain May 20, 2020
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by Antonymy July 14, 2011
Get the Bass Clarinet mug.The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
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