1)Cancer sticks
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.
2) The cause of yellow skin, bad breath, and the smell of tobacco on one's clothes
3)Fuckheads can usually be found at one end.
by Garth Algarth December 24, 2003
Guy 1: You know smoking yeets away 10 years of your life right?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Then why are you smoking?
Guy 2: Because I want to light a cigarette.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Then why are you smoking?
Guy 2: Because I want to light a cigarette.
by the random. September 14, 2021
Death on a stick, both for the uber-moron puffing on thing and for anyone unfortunite enough to wander into the immediate vicinity.
by Canadamus Prime June 22, 2004
A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
by xXdarksliderXx September 28, 2005
by Jay2daDtotheT July 09, 2009
by Call me ZG August 23, 2013
A cigarette is what is smoked by either retarded people or by people who think they're cool or badass because they saw some thugs smoking in movies. However, they do provide evidence for natural selection, as those intelligent enough will not smoke while the rest will... well, kill himself like an idiot.
"Dude, I smoke like 40 cigarettes a day, I'm almost as cool as that one guy that I've seen in this old movie about cops"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
"Cigarettes are bad for others as well, just kill yourself in a different way and save others the pain of smelling you on the bus or anywhere else"
by Fags are for fags November 18, 2017