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Brandon Churchill

Enjoys ripping duct tape off of his chest and putting ice in his underwear at 4 am.
that guy is as crazy as Brandon Churchill!
by Biebersbaby99 January 1, 2012
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churchill gene

A gene that enables a person to perform their best work whilst consuming amounts of alcohol that would kill people without the gene.

Named after British war-time prime minister, who defeated Hitler's Germany whilst intoxicated the majority of the time.
Jane: what exams results did you get?
Dave: straight A's cuzz.
Jane: how?! you drink vodka when you study and have a bottle of don before the exam?
Dave: must be the churchill gene.
by churchill90909 June 5, 2011
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winston churchill

the man! ceegar-chomping, country-beating, Hitler-dominating badass! the man who saved Britain from a future of camp haircuts and rotten food. and possible buggery. a very tough man who could stand up to anyone and scare them off.
the scene: a dinner party.
*Winston C farts loudly*
Aggrieved Gent: "How dare you pass wind in front of my wife!"
Winst: "I'm sorry, I didn't know it was her turn."
by failure33object April 24, 2005
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Churchill

To get drunk before a major life event. Similar to pregaming but it's before events you wouldn't normally pregame
Dude I totally churchilled my nieces baptism the other day
by Bertingaround February 15, 2017
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Ben Churchill

To have a overly large forehead, often referred to as a BenCh. The forehead is also a key point of both knowledge and laughter. Looking at one directly for too long has been known to cause paralysis and at least temporary blindness from the glare. Often to protect oneself you take your hands and make circles, which you then place infront of your eyes to avoid any issues while looking.
Here comes a Ben Churchill, I can see his forehead from here!
by foreheaded -B October 25, 2010
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Winston Churchill

In my opinion, he was the greatest Prime Minister England ever had. He was responsible for the deaths at Gallipoli but he helped England through some its toughest times, I beleive he won World War IIfor england. He forged bonds which help today with many countries such as the USA. He also got a Nobel Peace Prize for literature and many other Prestigous Awards.
by uneven Martian September 22, 2005
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churchmeal

A dinner served after dark that includes styrofoam plates and plastic utensils, usually provided by religious folk for fellow worshippers as a 'bonus' for attending said church. Spaghetti and marinara with garlic bread is guaranteed, with the potential for a wide selection of salads, green beans and corn. Silence but the faint sound of chewing is also guaranteed, as is mumbling about gifts the Lord brings. Canned soda is provided. The meal is typically served in the church gymnasium or assembly hall. It is also guaranteed that donations will be recommended. Gray metal folding chairs with brown seating pads are the typical seats of choice; an alternative is the white plastic chair, used extensively in the Plains states. Folding brown tables with metal legs are usually the norm.
Wow, it's as quiet in here as a churchmeal.
I went to the churchmeal last night; what a bunch of morons!
by M Menke September 27, 2008
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