chumthongin'

slang for a broad on her period, raggin', Aunt Flow's in town, blow job week

"Ayo son, it be blow job week". "Oh, weeerd? Shamquita be chumthongin'?" "Awwww yeaaaah, son!"

by Donny Hamburgersauce November 15, 2011

chuntey

The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.

"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."

by Splee June 9, 2004

Chuntress

The 21st century British construction of a female whom may look, act and eat like a lesbian/virgin but is in-fact straight and sexually promiscuous.

(the term is thought to be initially coined in the Library of UCLAN university, 2010).

Becky: "Hey, Letti is a lesbian right?"
Shaun: "No! she's had sex with Adam like a ka-billion times! Classical Chuntress.."

by Dr. Yates (Ba, PHd) November 29, 2010

chuntnami

When large swathes of formerly anglo or mexican-american neighborhoods become inhabited by large quantities of roaming chuntaros. Urban blight with an accent. After a chuntnami makes landfall, former malls become "El Swami" (Swap Meet), stately movie palaces become evangelical churches and former bank buildings transform into taquerias or mores swamis and tacky murals defaced by graffiti adorn the walls of marketas.

Man did you ever see pictures of downtown Los Angeles before the chuntnami hit it? It used to be a classy place!

by chuckie_g May 8, 2007

chunche

Specially used in Costa Rica: an all-purpose word which means "thing" and is used to fill the space for anything that the Costa Ricans cannot identify or explain. It is even used as a verb: "chuncherequear"

Also, El Chunche: A nick name for a former soccer player from Alajuela.

Chunche: "Llevo la maleta llena de chunches".

Chuncherequear: "Para abrir esa puerta tengo que chuncherequear la llave".

by Leonardo Solano March 5, 2008

Chunkhouse

Any dwelling either temporary (e.g. a tent) or permanent where a significant number of fat people are residing.

"Hey Mark, your wife really put on some weight, huh?"

"I know. If she doesn't start getting rid of it pretty soon she'll have to go to one of those chunkhouses"

"Sounds harsh."

"Well that is what chunkhouses are for."

"Touche!"

by Cirdellin December 18, 2009

cunthole

A worthless peice of shit who is so repulsive and generally nasty, that calling him a mere asshole simply isnt enough. Thus the word Cunthole was created.

Here is a prime example of a cunthole.

Danny: Hey guys, last night i got a girl incredibly drunk, and then i took advantage of her. I didnt use a condom either, and i gave her clamidia. HAHAHAHAHA

Carl: Danny that was just wrong, why would you do that? You are such a fucking cunthole

Peter: I agree Carl, Danny really is cunthole.

by waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh October 16, 2008