Chumming for goatse

Coyly inserting obscure references to pornographic or explicit subject matter into formal conversations with well-behaved company for the purposes of finding an unlikely co-conspirator and thus rooting out a closet pervert.

Joe: "Dude, Mali made like three references to Mr. Hands and one to 2girls1cup at the company picnic yesterday."

Will: "Yeah, she was chumming for goatse."

by Marty McFriend May 23, 2008

Chumming for Coyotes

To defecate in the woods

Bill is out in the bushes chumming for coyotes

by rayal July 29, 2009

chummin

To dispense ejaculate into a public swimming pool, for the purpose of attracting sluts.

David Randle was chumming in the kiddie pool, so he was arrested.

by Cockman442719 March 14, 2011

Chummin

To simply hang out and relax

Tim: Hey man what's up?

Greg: Not a whole lot just sitting at home chummin!

by ChumDaddy15 December 12, 2018

Cum Chumming

When a person cums in the ocean hoping to attract a mermaid.

Becky had no idea Randall intended to go cum chumming before they went for an afternoon frolic in the bay.

by Numba one cum chumma April 15, 2014

Butt Chummin

The result of overeating at an ethnic restaurant and making the poor decision to go swimming immediately after.

Explosive diarrhea while swimming.

It was a terrible decision to eat at that Brazilian restaurant after the convention and then go swimming in the hotel pool. Security was called after I was butt chummin.

by Jrg January 30, 2017

chumming

The act of dragging one's naked arse accross a floor using only one's arms to move forward. Much like a dog does when it has worms

I did a bit of chumming on Rick's floor last night, picked up a few splinters along the way.

by NB1 July 16, 2007