Chromebook

A shitty laptop that cost $200 that can't run 1080p videos, download steam, or even have a caps lock button.

A Chromebook is equivalent to sandpaper with glass on the front.

by loafed_meat February 25, 2018

chronic cringe

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

by finesseeeee March 1, 2019

Chronic Flex

A condition in which someone feels compelled to constantly bring things that make them look good in casual conversation. It can be the same thing every time or a variety of things; as long as the subtle or obvious aim is to make themselves sound or look cool, it's a flex, and if it happens all the time, it's chronic. It's most obvious when a detail is tossed in that is really unnecessary for any other purpose than flexing.

Example 1
"Man it's hot out. I haven't been in weather this warm since the day I met Barak Obama in high school."
"Still suffering from Chronic Flex, huh?"

Example 2
"I'm vegan."

Example 3
"I'm a size medium... I haven't been able to wear a small since I started lifting."
"Hey Chronic Flex, good to see you too."

by NoviceEnrique October 31, 2018

Chromebook

A $200 piece of shit that only works with Google's apps and nothing else. You can't download Minecraft on it, you can't even download any programs such as art programs and Blender. The only thing Chromebooks are useful for is YouTube, Pornhub, and Cool Math Games. Sometimes, school gives you these worthless things to use it for your classwork. Sometimes they install a secure software that blocks most of the website so they don't see you watching porn (unless you're using Incognito). They also permanently turn on Google Safe search so you can't look at memes. I think schools just oughta give us iPads for our work.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're gonna do our work online
Student: Please don't make us use-
Teacher: Yep, we're gonna use Chromebooks today!

Students: *Groans*

by Lick my shithole February 23, 2021

Lesbianic Chronic

When a female blows marijuana smoke into another female's vagina and the one that recieved the smoke queefs it back into their mouth.

Female 1: "Hey bitch, spark this up so I can give you some "lesbianic chronic." *Removes undergarments

Female 2: "erm, y-yes mam" she replies timidly

by SmegmaFarter840 June 9, 2021

Chromebook

A 200 dollar pile of steaming dog shit.

Aw, my dog made a Chromebook. Well no actually thats dog shit. Like I said, Chromebook.

Actually a computer worth nothing at all

by Eldoce May 3, 2019

School Chromebook

Literaly the worst computer known to mankind

These school chromebooks can't even run minecraft

by Whitboi February 5, 2019