Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.

George W. Bush is a Christmastian.

by blogarillo June 11, 2006

Christmasteer

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.

" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"

by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011

christmeasters

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.

person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.

by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

by Evilous Dark Power December 11, 2020

Christmastize

To decorate for a holiday in a Christmas like manner for some other holiday besides Christmas.

Jill bought some of those orange lights to decorate her bushes for Halloween - yet another annoying example of the Christmastizing of Halloween.

by Leo October 25, 2004

christmasless

To be without sufficient presents on december 25th. The gifts you receive are so crappy that you do not even refer to the day as christmas.

person 1:"All my presents this year sucked!"
person 2:"yeah i know, i was totally christmasless too!"

by kenny (omg u killed) December 11, 2006

christmasturbation

When one buys presents for oneself and not for family and friends.

Yeah, I partake in Christmasturbation at least three times a season. I'm addicted to Apple products, what can I say?

by arbert December 24, 2008