1. Christer(A-) (noun);
A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.
2. Christer (adjective):
A superlative of awesome
3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);
To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.
2. Christer (adjective):
A superlative of awesome
3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);
To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!
Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.
Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.
Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.
Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.
by Dude, Awesome January 12, 2011
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Bombing Abortion clinics. Killing Doctors, Murdering gays, torturing ect. (Sounds like a terrorist dont it?) Christholes tend to live online, and will pass judgment on anyone who challenges them.
by Dee March 2, 2005
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Christian metal bands from thrash, death metal, hardcore, post-hardcore, and all other forms of metal.
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by the buck June 23, 2005
Get the christcore mug.A girl that's typical just totally blown out awesome, amazing and christ like is an amazing funny person to hang out with, never a dull moment! Also an amazing body, and perfect personality. But thinks she's not.
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The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
The christbot is almost always a whitebread protestant from the "to be avoided" parts of the United States - ie. the midwest and deep south. Frighteningly however, at least one specimen is known to have infiltrated the Yankee northeast.
The christbot can be identified by the glazed, unfocused look in his (or her) eyes that changes to "wild" only upon mention of various pre-programmed buzzwords: gays, abortion, activist judges, Bill Clinton, muslims. During discussion of any of the aforementioned topics, christbots will mechanically refer to bible verses to support their case rather than using logic and reasoning. Oddly, every christbot seems to have the same chip in their brains, resulting in every christbot repeating the exact same worn out lines. The christbot (by nature) bludgeons the unsuspecting passerby with his or her spikey mechanical arm of ideology.
The average christbot will also have one or more of the following traits: abnormal/irrational love for animals, a large SUV, sub-middle-school comprehension levels, several young christbot spawn, a past life involving prostitution and/or drugs, an almost fetish-like appreciation for capitalism, an unwavering affection for anyone named Bush (even if he personally assrapes the christbot).
me: Man, I'de really love to see more lesbians kissing on network television.
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
christbot: HEY! That is immoral. YOU are immoral. See: Proverbs 21:9, Revelations 8:1, 2 Kings 9:20, 1 Corinthians 14:34, 1 Corinthians 11:13-15, Deuteronomy 22:13, Mark 9:43, Ephesians 6:5, Colassians 3:22, Titus 2:9, 1 Peter 2:18, Psalm 137:9, Malachi 2:3, Leviticus 20:9.
me: ...
by kintaro October 27, 2005
Get the christbot mug.Anne Coulter. For her assertions that everyone should be christian, and that christians are "perfected Jews," Anne Coulter embodies the term "Christhole"
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Get the CHRISTHOLE mug.a boy/man who is vv nice but when you get on his bad side... well to say the least, you don’t want to. he’s cute funny and a gentleman who treats women right. If you ever have a chris never lose him!💚
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