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christhole 

1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."

2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.
"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."

"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"
christhole by Gerbil Warrior May 27, 2006

CHRISTHOLE 

A Christain who sees nothing wrong in threatening, and or killing another who disagrees with their beliefs or opinions.
Bombing Abortion clinics. Killing Doctors, Murdering gays, torturing ect. (Sounds like a terrorist dont it?) Christholes tend to live online, and will pass judgment on anyone who challenges them.
CHRISTHOLE by Dee March 2, 2005

CHRISTHOLE 

Anne Coulter. For her assertions that everyone should be christian, and that christians are "perfected Jews," Anne Coulter embodies the term "Christhole"
Dude, Anne Coulter is such a Christhole.
CHRISTHOLE by Lydia Hovey December 9, 2007

Christelle 

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!
i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!
Christelle by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010

christile 

An amazing girl who is both interesting to talk to about funny and goofy things, as well as someone who you can speak to about dreams and whatnot. She's around 4'10, tiny, but her booty makes up about 98% of her weight.
Look at Christile, she's with her best friend Ethan again, lucky dude.
christile by ethanovacane June 8, 2014

christable 

A beautiful girl who looks innocent but is not. A very friendly and social girl who catches boys attention , but she hs a problem of ghosting them all and ends up falling for the bad boy. She is a fragile girl but acts strong and covers her pain with a smile. Very affectionate and humble and loyal. She is good at what she does, in everything, I mean everything. she's very talented, shes a all rounder
Christable is skilled
christable by anonymous November 3, 2020

Christelle 

Christelle is the most hottest and prettiest girl in the world. If you know a Christelle never let her go or betray her. She is AMAZING at kissing and is into Filipinos. Christelle is also the smartest girl you could ever meet. She has the most perfect body. Christelle is usually brown skinned petit and is a very trust worthy friend.

If you do decide to mess with a Christelle, she will come at you. It will always come back to you. Most importantly, don’t ever mess with her love life. Always respect a Christelle and love her. She is one in a million
Christelle is amazing

Wow I wish I was Christelle

I never should have let Christelle go. She is so hot and gorgeous
Christelle by Anonymous4827374 October 27, 2018
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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