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Chrissss

Noun. This how Herbert from family guy says Chris. It’s his whistle.
Hey Chrissss get yo fat ass over here!
by B-rizzle November 26, 2018
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christmeasters

The people at your church who only come to church on Christmas and Easter and take up the whole sanctuary.
person 1: Why is the church so full today?
person 2: It’s Easter so all the christmeasters are here.
person 1: That explains why there are no seats.
by yeeyeepb April 26, 2019
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Chrismemes

Jhon: that meme is so good it could go on Chrismemes
by chrismemes September 11, 2019
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Therese Christensen

a cute famous norwegian stand up comedian who tells jokes while she is on a big boat. people are traveling with the boat just to see Therese. she tells all types of jokes, but she has a dry humor and most of the jokes are kind of dry. another reason to take the boat is that Therese is a girl who everybody likes and you just have to smile when she is around
omg i wish i was just as funny as Therese Christensen
by ingus August 3, 2010
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www.chrishemsworth.com

ABSOLUTE QUEEN. TIKTOK STAR AND BADDIE!!!
Wow, you don't follow www.chrishemsworth.com? How sad.
by chris evans simp June 5, 2021
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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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Chrismiss

The term used whenever a dude named Chris, Christopher, Christian, Kris, or Kristof ends up not making it home for Christmas. Sometimes a Chrismiss happens multiple years in a row.
Chris told me yesterday over the phone on the 24th that he wasn't making it home again for Christmas. This is now the third time in a row so it's going to be another Chrismiss.
by Circa 1993 AD December 22, 2016
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