chrissowed

To be mercilessly robbed, in an enjoyable way, over and over again.

'Where is he, he said he was 5 mins away'
'When was that?'
'5 hours ago!!!'
"Dang, I got Chrissowed again !!!!1!"

by norty & natasha August 27, 2019

ChrisLovesMashandaMore

Verb: The act of Chris loving Mashanda more.

ChrisLovesMashandaMore and that's a fact.

by ChrisLovesMashandaMore August 7, 2019

christodea

Knows where to poke you !!!

ouch Christodea poked me !

by samikitty February 15, 2018

christobeer

someone who
a) cannot use technology to save his life
b) enjoys really, really big (fullstrength) beers

man did you see that christobeer try to use the GPS? what a nelly
that guy just tried to facebook post on your wall but wrote on his own status instead. what a christobeer...

by blinjohns23 November 11, 2010

Christobelle

Christobelle is a smart and charming young lady. She sometimes struggles but she's a great problem solver and always makes it through. She is wise beyond her years but she sometimes makes hasty decisions. She always recovers from these bad decisions on top and ahead of everybody.

Sam: Dang did you hear Christobelle is pregnant?
Sophie: Yeah she's keeping it too is she crazy?!
2 years later
Christobelle: Yeah it was hard at times but we made it, isn't that right Cora?
Cora: Yeah, I love you mommy.

by Minnie_Mouse❤ December 2, 2017

Christoval

A small town in West Texas, south of San Angelo, where a bunch of rednecks swim in the Concho river.

Forget Lake Nasworthy, lets get our drunk on in Christoval.

by pseudonaim August 18, 2009

Chrisometer

A unit of measure slightly larger than a mile, used for measuring penis length.

His penis was 3 Chrisometers long.

by Anonymous March 29, 2003