Chris Brown a Ho

The act to brutally beat and embarrass the opposite sex.

1) Pimp: Bitch, where's my money! Your two pennies short! -Chris Brown a ho-

2) Soulja Boy: We don't supaa man no-moe, we Chris Brown dat ho! Now watch me youuuu...

3) Girl 1: That guy just called me a hoochie!

Girl 2: Ohhh girrll, time to Chris Brown a Ho.

by R-Ill February 21, 2009

to pull a Chris Brown

To become so angry at someone, to want to beat them excessively.

I swear to god Ashley, If you don't stop imma bout to pull a Chris Brown on your ass.


Did you hear about James and Carla? Carla totally pulled a Chris Brown on him when she found out he was cheating.

by ellenmahoneyo March 6, 2009

chris brownie

when you take a poo in your hand. then you smack a girl in the face as hard as you can

yo rianna pissed me off last night so i gave her a chris brownie.

by Deathreaper November 6, 2009

Chris Brown Beat Down

A Chris Brown Beat Down usually takes place before a huge event such as the grammys. The way it works is simple. First you get an extremely hot girl inside of your lambo.

Then you start chocking them until they pass out. Simple as that! Unfortunately sometimes your victim might wake up and call the police. If this happens then you are completely and literally fucked. Completely fucked because your career is destroyed. Literally fucked because when you're in prison that 19 year old ass belongs to Bubba

"next time, smack that bitch. Don't choke..." By: a Chris Brown Beat Down G

by cockandnuts February 11, 2009

Chris Bosh

A gay dinosaur

The Miami Heat are famous for their "big three". One is a pitiful douchebag, one is actually good and one is a gay dinosaur. Guess which one Chris Bosh is?

by sadsadclown June 25, 2013

chris bosh

The RuPaul of NBA big men.

Hi, I'm Chris Bosh. I'm a stat-stuffing, playoff-missing, overrated, overpaid, underachieving, self-absorbed loser. Follow me on Twitter.

by 90sNBAcenters July 7, 2010

Chris Bae

Chris Bae is a term used for short and fat Koreans with small chodes. They think they are the shit, but they are not. They have to put on a shirt whenever they take pictures because they do not want anyone seeing their flabby-ass titties. Also, they have to stop trying to show their non-existent jawline on their snapchat stories. Lastly, avoid anyone with this name or they might infect you with their Small Chode disease!

Stop being such a Chris Bae, i’m going to stick a giraffe up your asshole!

by ChrisBaeK June 3, 2019