Let's get all cheathamed and break shit.
Dude, Cheatham's fucking cheathamed...lock up the goats.
Go cheatham or go home.
Dude, Cheatham's fucking cheathamed...lock up the goats.
Go cheatham or go home.
by Shitty Goat March 23, 2004
Get the cheatham mug.Chatham is a crap dump town located south of Springfield, IL in Central Illinois. Chatham is distinguished from the other shitsvilles in Central Illinois by its being one of the larger crap towns in the region and the home of the Illinois Championship Cow Chip Throw. In Chatham, throwing cow chips is considered a fine art, not backasswards pastime that only hicks indulge in. The inhabitants of Chatham often boast about their cow-chip throwing prowess and wave their shit-covered hands in the air like they just don't care.
One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
One of Chatham's major attractions is the beautiful funeral home that used to be the bowling alley. This landmark underscores how Chatham is an up-an-comer in the mortuary business. The loveliest view of Chatham is in your rear view mirror.
Example 1:
Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.
Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
Impressed Visitor to Central Illinois: Are you from Chatham? It looks like you have shit on your hands.
Person with shit on his hands sighs: Thanks for the compliment. No, I was just finished diapering my son.
Example 2:
Impressed Visitor: Holy cow! That isn't a funeral home that used to be a bowling alley, is it? Why can't my town have one of those?
Chatham Resident: Well, when your residents stop wanting to be entertained & start wanting to die, you'll get your ex-bowling alley funeral home too.
Impressed Visitor: I guess New York doesn't have everything.
by The Dumpstress October 11, 2018
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A duo that combines quick wit, vast knowledge, and a fun loving approach to manage issues in the transportation field. Found in rural Canada, it is best not to disturb before morning coffee or during NHL playoff games.
by Ch of Cheather February 2, 2022
Get the Cheather mug.A crathopotimus is usually someone you would find hanging around maccas or KFC with there beaten up old hat asking a fellow bloke if they havva ciggy/durry. A crathopotimus is genrally the quite but very funny guy who's always good to hang around with.
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Get the CHATHUSHKA mug.Rich. Drunk. Snobby. Spoiled. About 90% of the student population doesn't remember what they did last friday night. these "chathamites" are so dramatic. sooo many slutty girls... and even more slutty guys. they wear birkenstocks, the north face, polo, anything expensive. alcohol and drugs are consumed like water and oxygen. there is a very small percentage of students here of a different race/ethnicity... almost everyone is the same. so much sex goes on at this school-- even the marching band gets it on. although most people here are complete fuck ups, the school is still respected in sports and grades.
she completely failed her SAT's and was high in all her classes, but got into UVA anyway because her dad paid off the admission board.
by anonymous December 19, 2004
Get the Chatham High School mug.A beautiful little village situated on the outskirts of Canterbury, blighted by the existance of moriarty1991 who wrote the original definition. Clearly an egotistical middle class brat who has had their anus wiped for them since they were born and is living in a twisted reality. For someone so articulately barbed you lack logic and compassion.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
The School is a fantastic learning environment for children with parents unable to afford private school fees and many will progress to A level education onwards.
Your assault on the hyde housing residents is disgraceful and highlights the immense ignorance you posess to assume that people who aren't financially stable have a poor excuse for being so. I think you need to realise not everyone has the same upbringing or opportunities in life and to judge so easily is ill thought out. You need to account for variables and not be so narrow minded.
In a nutshell, you need to pull your toffee nose out of your poo ring.
Chartham is a quaint village surrounded by awe-inspiring countryside and anyone who fails to apreciate the fruits it has to offer needs to seriously consider the value of their existance.
by rickyritchie1987 May 28, 2011
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