chook

One who has the characteristics of both a Chode and a Mook. These people are often called "Tools" but such a title is hardly harsh enough to describe the caliber of person you are often dealing with. An especially Lame, or undesirable person who is so self-centered and arrogant, they can't seem to tell their Ass Hole from the Grand Canyon.

That guy is such a Tool he's surpassed all others. He's officially become a chook.

by Littlegregfield February 28, 2008

Chook

N. A single wrinkle of the ballskin, or scrotum. More common in its plural form, chookies.

Man, this chilly weathers really giving me the chookies!

by Blakito November 06, 2016

chook

1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.

Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!

by Sophamassica May 18, 2008

chooking

To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments

James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.

by Michael Pelech September 03, 2009

chook

when sliced pepperoni has bits of the meat sleeve left around the edges

Dude, this sandwich is nasty, the pepperoni still has chooks

by pepperoni john April 13, 2009

Chook

A Canadian streetwear company that makes skateboarding apparel that includes shirts, hats, sweaters etc. Their logo is a diamond shaped boxing ring and their mascot is a skateboarding chef named Chook.

chookclothingco.com

by Robert Hechler June 17, 2015

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 29, 2009