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Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
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• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges
• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.
by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009
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pathetic cringing little milksop

Far, far worse than a regular milksop; the pathetic cringing little milksop is not only an unmanly man, he may also be a whining little faggot, a crying sore loser, a truly pussywhipped man, a wholly dickwhipped woman, or other assorted wastoid.
Jake is such a pathetic cringing little milksop it ain't even funny -- the little bitch whines about anything and everything. He is truly an oxygen thief.
by Telephony December 17, 2011
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Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.
Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.
by orangehouse December 13, 2010
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life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.
The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick
by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016
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Gus Chiggins

Name of an old prospector who somehow got involved with the US Army's search of Osama bin Laden (Remember him?)
That's C-H-I, G-G-I-N-S. CHIGGINS!
by Golod April 28, 2005
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chinsing out

Tom left a $1 tip on a $30 bill at a restaurant. James looks at him and says, "Why you chinsing out on the tip, man? You have to leave at LEAST 15%..."
by insufferable.knowitall August 17, 2007
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a-changing

Times are a-changing.
by Hercolena Oliver March 9, 2009
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