brazilian cheesecake

Eating the mixture of semen, feces, and other miscellaneous bodily fluids left over after a gangbang of multiple brazilian men. Best eaten the next day to develop a better crust.

When you are discussing what a Brazilian Cheesecake is with your friends, and your server says, "Oh! my girlfriend loves that!"

by Skytzro May 6, 2019

Mexican Cheesecake

You wait till you have smegma on your uncircumcised penis then fuck a lactating mexican woman until her milk and your smegma turns to cream cheese.

I was tit fucking my mexican neighbor who was freshly pregnant and my smegma filled skin mixed with milk made for a beautiful mexican cheesecake.

by KZOO269 June 14, 2019

Telford Cheesecake

The act of inserting cheesecake of any kind in to a woman's vagina and eating it out the practice started and was popularized in Telford England.

Bobby had to choose between sex or desert so he choose both by having a Telford cheesecake.

by shadendays November 15, 2009

Chicken Cheesecake

A chicken parmigiana.

Me and the boys are going to the pub for some chicken cheesecakes and a couple beers.

by Yaboiskinnypeen June 8, 2021

cheesecake poster

You know those posters of scantily clad chicks in compromising positions that 15-year-old boys globally have tacked up on their bedroom walls? The ones where the girl is just teasing you, but not letting you see? Bathing suits, usually? Standard softcore crap for adolescents?

Yeah. Cheesecake posters.

"Have you seen all the Kournikova cheesecake posters?"

"My little brother's wall is COVERED in cheesecake."

by triviagame December 23, 2004

Cheeseman

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.

OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!

by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011