cheeky cunt

A light-hearted term of chastisement, usually only used among close friends, to refer to someone who is perceived to have been rude or to have taken a liberty. Use of the term usually doesn't indicate real anger, and isn't intended to cause great offence.

1. John takes a sip of Fred's beverage.
"Oi you cheeky cunt, buy your own drink!" says Fred.

2. "Hey Fred, could I get seconds on that spliff?" asks John.
"Don't be a cheeky cunt, wait until it gets passed to you!" replies Fred.

3. "Fucking hell John, I never thought YOU would be able to get with such a fit girl!" exclaims Fred, in disbelief.
"Cheeky cunt!" replies John.

by cheeky_cunt February 18, 2011

fat cheeked

When a person hangs up on another person on the phone accidentally, because their cheek pushes into the hang up button.

fat cheek syndrome: a chronic case of fat cheeking.

"Man,I totally fat cheeked on you again sorry!"

"I'm really suffering from fat cheek syndrome, I fat cheeked on like 5 people today!"

by cflorkie April 7, 2008

double cheeked up

When a Girl has a really Fat ass!

John: Damn bro that girl is double cheeked up!

Chris: foreal bro she really is.

by Forgeefriendly November 9, 2015

Cheeky Wank

British slang for jerking off (aka squeezing the snake).

She did not want to have sex, instead she sent me out for a cheeky wank.

by Big Sexy 4 March 3, 2010

Double cheeked up on a Thursday

It stated from a video a man saw someone who was double cheeked up specifically on a Thursday

Damn nigga , what you doing out here with all this ass double cheeked up on a Thursday the sun still out my nigga.

by banakin July 14, 2020

cheeky ned

n. A particular breed of ned or chav who, instead of being plain aggressive and threatening, is full of bravado and chooses instead to shout witticisms at passers-by. Favourites include:
"show's yer fanny!" ("could I please see your vagina?")
"gie's a gobble!" ("would you please perform oral sex on me?")
"we arra peepell!" (chanted throughout Glasgow housing estates whenever Rangers win the league - "we are the people?" God knows what it means)

Cheeky neds are more very curious, constantly asking you what you are doing or looking at and wondering if you'd care to duel.

Cheeky ned (at bus stop at 2 in the morning with bottle of Buckfast) : Whit you lookin' at?
Passer-by: Eh, nothing really. Straight ahead mostly.
Cheeky ned: Whit? Whit you daein'?
Passer-by: What am I doing? Going home. Why?
Cheeky ned: Whit? Who you talkin' tae?
Passer-by: I was under the impression I was talking to you.
Cheeky ned: Aw, whit man! You're gettin pure do'ed!
Passer-by: I hope your cigarette ash lands on your tracksuit.

by Terry Deary June 2, 2005

Cheeky Pint

An impromptu pint of beer, unplanned and executed in between or after existing obligations, the having of which is often later denied.

'Pint' is often substituted with the intended volume of Cheekys to be consumed, or dropped completely when used in an informal, familiar environment.

Fancy a Cheeky Pint?

Let's go for a Cheeky.

It's 3 o'clock, time for a Cheeky Six.

by Tumeke Jones October 24, 2008