by Jicib January 10, 2009
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An example of Checkoway's law in action:
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
A: The woman that sings in the band is great.
B: You mean "The woman _who_ sings in the band is great." Learn some english grammer!!
by lurn ur grammer August 4, 2008
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A.k.a. "point-of-sale pressure". Similar to second-generation enabling, this term refers to a comparably-shameless mooching-strategy that's used on someone when you're both out shopping; it involves knowingly carrying a cancelled/expired credit card or a debit/cash/gift card that has no/insufficient funds on it, and then attempting to use said worthless plastic to pay at the checkout. Well, naturally, when the clerk swipes your card and then regretfully announces that the card was rejected, this awkward and "unexpected" delay creates an acutely-humiliating situation, especially if other shoppers are present. So you first make a great show of looking shocked/flustered/embarrassed, then hastily turn to your shopping-buddy and ask meekly but urgently, "Oh, I'm so sorry --- I forgot/didn't realize that my card wasn't gonna work this time! Do you think you could pay for my purchases just this once, and I'll pay you back as soon as I can?" And then of course, your hapless companion finds himself in a "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" dilemma --- he can either get stuck with paying off a huge store-bill, or look like an unfeeling jerk in front of all those other customers if he indignantly refuses, especially since it would mean that you would then have to crimson-facedly tiptoe all around the store again to put all of your purchases back on the shelves, plus it would also mean that any money that your friend used for gas to take you shopping will have been wasted, also.
I prudently side-step any incidents of checkout-counter coercion by always making sure to gently-but-firmly tell my shopping-companions beforehand that (1) they will be totally "on their own" about coming up with the funds to pay for their purchases, and (2) I will **not** refund their gas-money if they're unable to obtain their desired items.
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
Get the checkout-counter coercion mug.Female. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout dick.
by Candini January 4, 2008
Get the checkout chick mug.A beastly hockey player in the NHL, plays for the San Jose Sharks. He wears the number 14. He's from a weird place in Canada called Moose Factory. He won the Maurice Rocket Richard Trophy in the 05-06 season with 56 goals. He had 5 hat tricks during the season as well. He holds Sharks franchise records for goals in a season, PP goals in a season, and hat tricks in a season. Since his 05-06 breakout season, his production has fallen posting 37 goals the following year, and 23 the year after that. GOOO SHARKS!!! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!
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Joe Thornton down the right boards, centers it for Cheechoo, Cheechoo shoots, HE SCORESSS!!! JONATHAN CHEECHOO!!!
Joe Thornton down the right boards, centers it for Cheechoo, Cheechoo shoots, HE SCORESSS!!! JONATHAN CHEECHOO!!!
by strategix88 April 8, 2009
Get the Jonathan Cheechoo mug.Combination of "checking someone out" and "the checkout" (as in the check out line), describing the slightly invasive act of checking out the items in the shopping cart of the person behind you in line at the checkout.
Bro 1: Did you see that? She was checking me out.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
Bro 2: No, Bro, she was checking out the things you're buying. The checkout check out ain't the same thing.
by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2015
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