Because he cheated

So he's the fat cock you fucking idiot.

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

Diablo the Cheater

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater?"

by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Jesus Cheater

A publicly devout man or woman who uses their pious reputation to aid in cheating on their partners. Can be either using the excuse of church activities or "ministering" to folk as a cover for their trysts, or making ostentatious public displays of religious contrition to rehabilitate their image after being caught.

Sue: "Wow, Bob's really involved in the Church Choir."
Sam: "Involved with 3 separate women in the choir while his wife watches the kids at home is more like it - he's such a Jesus Cheater."

OR

Sally: "After much prayer, I know that God has forgiven me for my mistakes. I'll pray that he helps you open your heart to his will and find forgiveness as well."

Sally's Husband: "Don't try that Jesus Cheater shit on me! You've been fucking that douche Bob from choir - we're getting a divorce!"

by Mai Ainsel July 25, 2021

Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)

Diablo the Cheater is a person on Youtube who plays Interdimensional Sex Simulator (Powered by a fucking Necromancer) daily.

"Honey, who is DougDoug?"
"Do you mean Diablo the Cheater (AKA DougDoug)?"
"Yeah that guy. what's he famous for again?"
"Playing Interdimensional Sex Simulator Daily."

by xxAmogusxx July 10, 2021

Closet Cheater

A person trying to cheat in a game. However they know that they could be banned. So they will try to look legit as possible, hiding the fact that they're cheating. They will usually be extremely good player or a Youtuber. Very common in Minecraft pvp community and CSGO community.

Expostor: You're Closet cheater!
YouTuber: whoops!

YouTuber: *BANNED*

by Meme.skillz May 2, 2018

pinky cheater

A pinky cheater is a latex sheath worn over a finger while being employed in a vaginal or rectal examination.

My proctologist uses a pinky cheater for sanitary reasons, but she’s still a bum doctor.

by Cranberry Bob July 9, 2021

Private Cheater

People that use private cheating software to play the Overwatch game.

Oh hell nah! A private cheaters lobby

by Timmyboy4500 May 4, 2023