chart

a cross between a chav and a tart

don't look now, here comes that cherie blair, she's a right chart

by choreface November 21, 2006

The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".

A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Chart Bullies

Chart bullying is when an artist or group becomes to powerful and other artists music can't pass them in streaming to chart on the Billboards or other music platforms. The term picked up popularity on Twitter as BTS continues to dominate the world. Usually used passive aggressively in a light hearted manner.

BTS and the Army really are chart bullies taking 4 of the top 5 spots like that. STREAM BOY WITH LUV!

by Howls11 July 1, 2019

eye chart

A middle manager colloquialism for a presentation slide that has too much text.

Andy: while presenting the slide "It's a bit of an eye chart, but here is a list of all the times a middle manager has ever said a buzzword"

by Rob Righter May 12, 2016

MLG chart

You have to be over 1000 points to be totally MLG.

Doritos: 300 pts

MTN dew: 400 pts

Quick scope: 400 pts

420 blaze it: 420 pts

No scope: 350 pts

See a doge: 200 pts

Own a doge: 1000 pts

Be in illuminati: 600 pts

I rank good on the MLG chart!

by Chicken mugget May 17, 2017

off the charts

Adj. Extrodinarily out of the norm; beyond expectation; top of the line.

His new car was off the charts!

by kingborn360 August 7, 2006

Chart Whore

Someone, who doesn't actually likes music, but can sing every single top 10 chart tracks.

This personal generally has no idea of music, but solely enjoys everything and anything his/her's radio disc jockey plays.

Saul 'Hey man, check out this album i got, it's John Coltrane's original Blue Train'

Hunter 'Oh, I think i have that on torrent, it's that track with Flo-rida, right?'

Saul 'You fuckin chart whore... and what kinda name is hunter'

by GPSK September 9, 2010