(on train)
A: "Look at that Dustin Diamond-lookin'
loser over there trying to hit on the hottie in the fuckmeboots."
B: "Jesus, she's waaaaaay out of his league. I
bet he actually thinks he can score that. Let's let him in on the secret."
A (to dustin diamond-lookalike): "HEY CHARISMA MAN, CUT IT OUT! THE
GIRL SAID SHE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS IF YOU KEEP TALKING TO HER! LEARN THE LINGO!"