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Those guys were so cool and with them charfin on me like that I really felt like I was apart of their crew.
by Zach L. Miller July 2, 2006
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Careface

Careface is a statement which should be used to show a severe state of not caring. It should be said aloud and directly after a threatening stimulus comment (e.g. shown below).

The statement "careface" could also be accompanied by an actual 'care-face' which is a sarcastic sad face.
"I'm reporting you to the principal!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"I'm leaving you!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You're under arrest!"
-"CAREFACE!"

"Son, I'm afraid your mother has died"
-"CAREFACE!"

"You have only days to live"
-"CAREFACE!"

etc. etc.
by workboots91 March 25, 2008
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very carefully

A random punchline that can occur in a conversation showing intense mental prowess and wit... It also makes you douche bag number one. Totally satirical and not pending to the conversation, you're random interjection will at least garner a laugh, or at worst stop the conversation awkwardly.

Usually this can be followed by an OH SNAP to make it seem like it was a score for your team. However, like the song that never ends, anal sex, and zylon b, too much will make you hated by your peers and friends.

To use this (USE VERY CAREFULLY) is a small step process.

STEP 1. The Question: It must be a question asked using the word HOW and have a context: How can we accomplish, how can this happen, etc. Are acceptable. However, How do these two things relate, how are we different, how much is it? cannot be used unless you wanna randomly fuck with people.

STEP 2: Upon the person setting up the context, and you cluing in, quickly blurt out the answer: "VERY CAREFULLY" keep in mind that timing is key, 1-2 seconds max, it has to be clear, and concise right after the "setter-upper" asks the question. Too late and it will not make sense or someone will provide a different solution, such as a real answer in which case, moots your "Very Carefully" and will make every one say WTF MATE?!!
Example:

TEACHER: How did Claudius plan to kill Hamlet?

STUDENT: VERY CAREFULLY

#2

JESSICA: How could she've done this!!!?

FRANK: Very Carefully

Jessica slaps Frank, and then Frank curb stomps the fuck out of Jessica.

#3

CHRIS93: Alright guys how are we gonna kill the elite above the tunnel?

myg0tB3rni3: Very carefully

myg0tB3rni3 then drops a grenade and kills his team.
by Jimblor May 26, 2007
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Chareeze

Sweet and Innocently Naughty...a name of someone completely original as if she came from another world...yet she fits this world just right...an amazing pianoist..and somewhat okay at violin...an amazingly good singer somewhere between christina aguilara and adam lambert...wonderful smile that can light up every candle in a room just by the sight of it...someone who can carry out a conversation without bringing up the word FUCK...or SHIT but better yet Chareeze is also the name for someone who does a tremendous job at anything she tries...
You did a Chareeze of a job on that assignment yesterday
by Coty Dick Chaney August 14, 2009
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Careful

With caution.
I was careful when I punched the bear.
by Eyeballflyball July 13, 2003
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Carefaces

1. A state where you really don't care at all. It's allowed to add "the" as a prefix to move the superlative form over to ultimatesuperlative-form. Can also be mixed with the form carefacezz to control the degree of careface.
2. Plural of the word careface
"oh shitfuck, I forgot my keys"
-"carefacez"
"We forgot to buy cheese, and tacoshells!"
-"wheren't we going to eat tacos later on? Carefaces for me, I wanted pizza anyway"
"My bike got stolen, but I was just like -theeee careeefaceez"
"c'mon lets play football"
-"carefaces" (group replying)
by krissern January 27, 2009
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Chasefail

"I had a total chasefail. I got two STDs from that one girl at the party."
by Hrb5711 October 27, 2014
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