chummin' some butt prawns

a term first used in the mobile game kitty letter, it is a term used to describe doing a job with the wrong tools.

a: "yo i drilled a hole in my wall, but i didn't have a drill. i used a spoon."
b: "you be chummin' some butt prawns."

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Chummin' the waters

Excreting feces which has the characteristics of beef stew or chili; usually feces lacks substance and solidity.

"I need to go chum the waters"

"Why did he go to the bathroom?"
"He's chummin' the waters."

by Daniel Elliot November 19, 2006

charmin balls

The little rolled up bits of toilet paper left on a girl or guys ass after wiping.

She's so hot I'd eat her charmin balls.

Man I went down on her and found all these charmin balls!

by orlandodentguy June 7, 2011

charmin

Something fun to squeeze. However, squeezing the charmin results in harassment from a certain Mr. Whipple.

Lady: It's so soft, so SQUEEZABLY soft!
Mr. Whipple: Please, don't squeeze the charmin!

by Charmin Squeezer June 17, 2004

charmin

a well shaped rear end

Julie: "Kevin's butt is pure charmin."

by K Joyce October 16, 2009

Chasmin

A beautiful angelic creature with a heart of gold.

You are as wonderful as Chasmin

by Princess 21 March 31, 2009

charmin touch

Anyone who has the knack for working on any project and making it turn out like crap.

Those strategic planners certainly have the Charmin Touch

by Jim Schwartz January 18, 2005