Very famous music in Bulgaria, almost 80 percent of the deluded citizens of the country listen to it. It's a mixture of Turkish and gipsy music usually performed by women that are dressed like whores. In Bulgaria children at the age of 7 start listening to that music and use it's abusive words in real life which makes them really awful, Chalga is the scum that destroys every last drop of humanity in people and restricts them from thinking as normal human beings. Chalga fans are usually heavily drunk people on parties, weddings, chalga clubs (which are numerous in Bulgaria), and small children under the age of 18 which are pliable to have sex on the age of 13 influenced by the lyrics of chalga. With a few words, chalga is the dreg of society.
(Performed by a woman chalga singer, the song is very famous.)
Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight
Take me to some local pub
and start ordering
and for me start a fight
violently drive
on red traffic light
do something crazy with me
we're gonna do crazy things tonight
by Rafaelo April 11, 2005
Chalga is some kind of music which most of bulgarian people listen to shake their ass.The musicians are mainly low-intelligent blondies with big SILICONE tits named like dirty porn stars: Gergana, Ivana, Gloria, Maria and etc.
The lyrics are uniform ,the music sound like horse neighing.The "singers" are ungifted and sound like gipsy shit!!!
The lyrics are uniform ,the music sound like horse neighing.The "singers" are ungifted and sound like gipsy shit!!!
by Manuella October 22, 2005
CHALGA is a mixture of Serbian, Gypsie, Greek and Turkish music that is very popular amongst Bulgarian truck drivers, wood workers, waiters, undereducated persons and working class individuals as a whole.
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...
No one can explain the CHALGA phenomenon - the strangest thing about it being the lack of any Bulgarian roots in the CHALGA subculture and still its high popularity in Bulgaria only. Bulgarians tend to like other Balkan peoples' shitty Oriental music and at the same time seem to ignore their own beautiful European folk music.
The word CHALGA has Turkish or Gypsie roots and it means a small orchestra of drunk gypsie musicians, making shitty noise in the middle of the night.
The CHALGA subculture has its own trade mark way of dressing - it is the pimp/prostitute fashion style.
Men should look tough and shuld be covered in golden jewelry while women should look as dumb as possible and should be dressed in a way corresponding to the style of the shittiest prostitute on the road side.
Bulgarian CHALGA musicians get inspired by mustached Turkish crap-eaters and Serbian big-boobed whores.
Fuck knows why...
by fukktor April 10, 2005
Bulgarian deformed and corrupted kinda music. Good for nothing except making you stupid, retarded and having sort of fun when totaly wasted !
Lyrics -
The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
Lyrics -
Green, green when all my money are green, green !
The rocks are falling,
falling from the sky !
Lyrics -
Green, green when all my money are green, green !
by Luben Lambov April 08, 2005
CHALGA (from ‘chalgia’ – Turkish musical instrument); means also ‘to make music’.
Some 30 years ago the meaning was most close to the definition ‘to remake some pop-folk music by ear’. During the communist period the “pop-folk” music in Bulgaria was considered as decadent, thus forbidden. The self-production was sporadic. Illegally in many pubs in Bulgaria Serbian, Gypsy and Greek pop-folk songs used to be interpreted mainly by ear, which put the beginning of the concept ‘CHALGA’, also as some collective noun for the entire music gender.
After the democratic changes in 1989 ‘CHALGA’ transformed into a movement – self-production of pop-folk music, based on Balkan (Turkish mainly) patterns of the kind, Gypsy motives and rhythmic, Bulgarian dirty urban songs, and authentic folklore.
Except the rhythm, provoking to manifest some carnal intentions (usually after a couple of drinks) the kernel of any pop-folk song is the “key-phrase” of the text (usually mentioned several times), for example: “wake me at 2 o’clock in morning with no reason”, “kiss me allover and everywhere, because you know the best where to kiss”, “write down your name with your finger on my back”, “why having a lot of money when no friends around”, “show me yours, and I’ll show you mine”, etc.
Nevertheless, nowadays ‘CHALGA’ seems to be quite steady and resisting musical gender with its own motley dressing, heavy makeup, striking jewelry style, all accessories, which could be embellished, fancy lifestyle, vehicle preferences etc.
The bad news is ‘CHALGA’ possesses certain characteristics of pestilence.
On the other hand the good news is that it has defined finally the area of its diffusion, which is (lucky to say) not the best part of the nation.
Some 30 years ago the meaning was most close to the definition ‘to remake some pop-folk music by ear’. During the communist period the “pop-folk” music in Bulgaria was considered as decadent, thus forbidden. The self-production was sporadic. Illegally in many pubs in Bulgaria Serbian, Gypsy and Greek pop-folk songs used to be interpreted mainly by ear, which put the beginning of the concept ‘CHALGA’, also as some collective noun for the entire music gender.
After the democratic changes in 1989 ‘CHALGA’ transformed into a movement – self-production of pop-folk music, based on Balkan (Turkish mainly) patterns of the kind, Gypsy motives and rhythmic, Bulgarian dirty urban songs, and authentic folklore.
Except the rhythm, provoking to manifest some carnal intentions (usually after a couple of drinks) the kernel of any pop-folk song is the “key-phrase” of the text (usually mentioned several times), for example: “wake me at 2 o’clock in morning with no reason”, “kiss me allover and everywhere, because you know the best where to kiss”, “write down your name with your finger on my back”, “why having a lot of money when no friends around”, “show me yours, and I’ll show you mine”, etc.
Nevertheless, nowadays ‘CHALGA’ seems to be quite steady and resisting musical gender with its own motley dressing, heavy makeup, striking jewelry style, all accessories, which could be embellished, fancy lifestyle, vehicle preferences etc.
The bad news is ‘CHALGA’ possesses certain characteristics of pestilence.
On the other hand the good news is that it has defined finally the area of its diffusion, which is (lucky to say) not the best part of the nation.
by Assen Sirakoff June 13, 2006
the most stupid music in bulgaria.most women sing about bananas tomatos money sex etc.these women are naturally very ugly but the make-up and the plastic surgery makes wonders.the melody is taken of turkish or greek singers.the names of women singers are almost same,and the singers look almost same
oh....the banana...ah the banana...i`m feel glad when i touch it...oh...the banana...ah...the banana!
by ludametalka April 10, 2005
Mixture of bulgarian, turkish, greek and serbian folk music elements, combined with some pop music produced in Bulgaria and very popular among the masses. Lyrics are vulgar and cheap, targeting the ignorant and untaught public, speaking highly of the power of the money, making sex for money, etc.
This music is provoking mean thinking and basic instincts.
The melodies are offen stolen from some famous song. Performers are mainly whorelike dressed blonds.
This music is provoking mean thinking and basic instincts.
The melodies are offen stolen from some famous song. Performers are mainly whorelike dressed blonds.
by Zaphod Beeblebrox April 08, 2005