Skip to main content

Chairman Meow

The greatest cat owned by the greatest warlock evvvveeeerrrr. Everyone loves him (especially Alec Lightwood).
Magnus: Have you seen Chairman Meow?
Alec: No but he's the greatest cat ever
by Will_Herondale August 2, 2018
mugGet the Chairman Meow mug.

Chairanoia

A feeling of fear and paranoia while riding an exposed chairlift at a ski resort. The sensation resembles fear of heights or vertigo. It often induces feelings of queasiness in one's stomach, and in severe cases, it has been known to induce weenie tickle. Chairanoia can happen to anyone, including experienced skiers who are extremely stoned or suffering from a bad case of hangxiety.
Dude, I can't pull tubes before skiing at Jackson. Going over those cliffs on the Sublette lift gives me mad chairanoia.
by theycallmebfp March 6, 2017
mugGet the Chairanoia mug.

Chairman mao syndrome

Where you post on social media to make out that your life is really amazing just to make other people jealous and gain followers, when actually it's pretty shit and boring and all of it's just a front
"Becky totally has chairman mao syndrome she makes out she travels around the world and an instagram model when she actually works in Lidl"
by Diabetic sugar daddy July 30, 2017
mugGet the Chairman mao syndrome mug.

Chireal

When you want to chill and your also keeping it real.
Guy 1: What doing you think about Homework

Guy 2: Nah man that isn't chireal
by Zx? November 19, 2017
mugGet the Chireal mug.

chairman socialist

A huge faggot who idolizes mao, also likes slapping men and screaming feminist shit
"Oh, that person is a total chairman socialist!"
by Ajwheh721 December 8, 2018
mugGet the chairman socialist mug.

chairsatan

Ben Bernanke is chairsatan
by politikalyogi July 13, 2011
mugGet the chairsatan mug.

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.
You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!
by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006
mugGet the Chairman RoflMao mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email